When I got hold of these pictures, I made the usual preparations by getting 4 squares of tissue ready (2 for catching and 2 for cleaning up) and was just in the process of beating one off when I thought shit that ain’t Princess Diana, that’s some fucking fake assed bitch. My willy took an instant nose dive and I really felt robbed and betrayed as my swollen nut sack began to deflate. Looking into this a little further some lingerie-clad Princess Diana lookalike is being used to sell cheaply made underwear in some bizarre knicker promotion. The campaign urges those gullible enough to ‘Feel the Romance of British Royalty’, which is splashed across billboards in China by some slant eyed lingerie company called Jealousy International who pay their workers in peanuts and rice.
Princess Diana In Bra and Panties
To mark the anniversary of Diana’s murder death on August 31, 1997 – caused by a carefully planned road accident in Paris – the lingerie company unveiled the new range at Shenzhen airport in southern China.
The model posing as Diana is shown in her bra and knickers, and depicted holding a cello and bow as she casts her eyes down towards a young child. You know how this arty farty shit works, it usually helps to be stoned to interpret it, but here goes. Maybe the bow represents some kind of phallic symbol, and the boy is me, or anyone for that matter, and the cello his her vagina.
The company based in southern Guandong province has a section in their webshite showing the Diana range with a further slogan: ‘Free your mind, free your style’, support our sweat shop workers.
Ok that last bit I made up but it’s more in keeping with the truth than the slogan.
The apparent attempt to exploit the princess’s image is the latest example of how firms around the world have sought to capitalize on her popularity and glamour.
Prince Charles, did not comment on the adverts fearing if he did rumours that he had something to do with her murder ….accident might be rekindled
Princess Diana in Bra and Panty
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