Imagine Plastic Tits Glued Onto a Skeleton – Victoria Beckham on American Idol

Admin — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 20:04:55 +0000

Whats the difference between the starved skeletal body of an Ethiopian and Victoria Beckham – Answer: Plastic tits.
Victoria Beckham’s ever increasing attempt to become popular in the USA by pouting has failed miserably yet again. Perhaps the USA are now wise enough to realise her celebrity status is only bolstered because she is married to David Beckham the fading English footballer. The cheap and tacky television show American Idol

Bag of bones with tits

was in search for a replacement judge following the departure of long-time judge Paula Abdul who coincidently is also famous for being a has been pop star (question mark). Beckham, not David the other one, was asked to judge people doing something she could never do without causing huge embarrasment and a mad dash to the ear muffler shop, and that is attempting to sing live.
Idol backroom staff called her performance ‘icy and wooden’, but I think we can safely interpret that as being pathetic.
Arriving at the auditions Beckham refrained from doing her impression of a sucker fish on the side of an aquarium, and kept her pout firmly tucked in, even the huge sunglasses used to hide her sucken face were removed yet still at hand. Onlookers must of been somewhat disturbed at what they saw infront of them, but I suspect a few of them turned to each other afterwards and said “Who the hell was that”
Beckham is rumoured to have been paid £150,000 to do the one show, yet apparently it wasn’t her idea to do it (yea right). It was allegedly the mother of three’s sons who persuaded her to take part as it might help boost her profile Stateside. So if your angry at this choice blame according to the Daily Mail the mother of three sons, she will be easy to locate because she has……..yep…..three sons!
Stop press! News has just come in that Beckham is a close friend of Simon Cowell…….. well that explains everything

Victoria Beckham With Her Fake Tits and That Need to Eat Look

So when you see lingerie advertisements with Beckham endorsing them, stop and consider if she is setting a good example and a fine role model for your children.

Victoria Beckham Proving Scraggy and Scrawny is not Sexy

Admin — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:50:03 +0000

Victoria Beckham famous for, well what is she famous for other than having no talent, not being able to sing live without the need of electronic wizardry, and being married to a famous footballer, well she now models panties for the fashion giant Amarni.

Boney Beckham who was once heard to say she looking really awful naked, feels she needs to remind us that pouting your lips like a suckerfish and wearing huge sunglasses to hide your sunken face is not sexy no matter whose, or how expensive the panties are.

Nice move though to do the images in black and white, at least it does detract somewhat even though it’s all been airbushed, and great job too with hiding the penis and balls……..ooops darn, I always think of Beckham as a transvestite I don’t know why.

Victoria beckham in her "I'm really a transvestite" look

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Imagine Plastic Tits Glued Onto a Skeleton – Victoria Beckham on American Idol

Victoria Beckham Proving Scraggy and Scrawny is not Sexy