Hartlepool, Northeast England. John Marsey and his cousin Darren Lines were frying some bread in Jenny Marsey's kitchen on Sunday. When they left the kitchen to answer a knock at the door, they returned to find their meal had caught fire. To the side of the cooker is a pile of washing in a basket. Lines grabbed the nearest thing from a pile of laundry to try and put it out which happend to be his aunt's huge powder blue, size XL Granny Knickers. Says Meryl Gardens resident Mrs Marsey, “My...