Girls Aloud singer and X Factor judge Cheryl Cole was seen having problems concealing her knickers. Cheryl Cole formerly Cheryl Tweedy once confessed her pet rat sorry I mean Chiwawa Buster digs holes in the garden and then buries her panties.
Rumors that her marriage to English footballer Ashley Cole is on the rocks were defended just recently with a photo of her wearing the wedding ring with the statement Diamonds are forever…. Bla, bla, bla, yea right.
Lets not forget Cheryl Cole was once charged with racially aggravated assault (she had allegedly called a toilet cleaner Amogbokpa a “jigaboo” and assaulted her occasioning actual bodily harm.
The jury found her guilty of assault occasioning actual bodily harm, but she got off with the racially aggravated assault charge although I think justice is an ass sometimes. The judge sentenced her to 120 hours of community service.
My attention was drawn from her panty because I couldn’t help but notice the mark at the top of her right thigh. Was it a huge varicose vein?, I had to dig deep in the archives to find the answer.
Transpires its a tattoo of some barbed wire! which coincidentally reminds me of a very apt joke.
What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
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